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2012-03-01 12:54Nicholas Geti : [OT] What is irony?
2012-03-01 13:21Michael Madigan : Re: [OT] What is irony?
2012-03-01 14:19Pete Theisen : Re: [OT] What is irony?
2012-03-01 14:56Eurico Chagas Filho : Re: [OT] What is irony?
2012-03-01 14:58Michael Madigan : Re: [OT] What is irony?
2012-03-01 16:11Ricardo Araoz : Re: [OT] What is irony?
2012-03-01 16:46Michael Madigan : Re: [OT] What is irony?
2012-03-01 16:55Ricardo Araoz : Re: [OT] What is irony?
2012-03-01 16:58Michael Madigan : Re: [OT] What is irony?
2012-03-01 17:20Ricardo Araoz : Re: [OT] What is irony?
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[OT] What is irony?

Author: Nicholas Geti

Posted: 2012-03-01 12:54:20   Link

The simple truths are the best.

What is the definition of irony?

I never thought of it this way.

Isn't It Ironic?

The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is

pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture,

asks us to "please do not feed the animals"

because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.

Can somebody tell us why the radical liberals want to starve animals and create dependency among humans?

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Re: [OT] What is irony?

Author: Michael Madigan

Posted: 2012-03-01 13:21:54   Link

Good one!

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From: Nicholas Geti <ngeti@optonline.net>

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Sent: Thursday, March 1, 2012 1:54 PM

Subject: [OT] What is irony?

The simple truths are the best.

What is the definition of irony?

I never thought of it this way.

Isn't It Ironic?

The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is

pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture,

asks us to "please do not feed the animals"

because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.

Can somebody tell us why the radical liberals want to starve animals and create dependency among humans?

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Re: [OT] What is irony?

Author: Pete Theisen

Posted: 2012-03-01 14:19:15   Link

Nicholas Geti wrote:

> The simple truths are the best.

>

> What is the definition of irony?

> I never thought of it this way.

>

> Isn't It Ironic?

> The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is

> pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

>

> Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture,

> asks us to "please do not feed the animals"

> because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.

>

> Can somebody tell us why the radical liberals want to starve animals and create dependency among humans?

Hi Nicholas,

Animals are just bodies. Humans are thought of to be bodies and spirits.

You knew that. Might be some who disagree, but it is current policy.

If we don't have enough habitat to support animals, some succumb to

Darwin's "survival of the fittest" and either starve, become prey or

become predators.

But given our understanding of humans as something more than animals we

are not comfortable with that "starve, become prey or become a

predator" idea for humans - thus, we support our aged, poor or

(temporarily or permanently) displaced.

Working for the Department of Agriculture is a job. Those workers are

more productive now than they were before.

--

Regards,

Pete

http://pete-theisen.com/

http://elect-pete-theisen.com/

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Re: [OT] What is irony?

Author: Eurico Chagas Filho

Posted: 2012-03-01 14:56:13   Link

Because they vote ?

>________________________________

> From: Nicholas Geti <ngeti@optonline.net>

>To: profox@leafe.com

>Sent: Thursday, March 1, 2012 3:54 PM

>Subject: [OT] What is irony?

>

>The simple truths are the best.

>

>What is the definition of irony?

>I never thought of it this way.

>

>Isn't It Ironic?

>The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is

>pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

>

>Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture,

>asks us to "please do not feed the animals"

>because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.

>

>Can somebody tell us why the radical liberals want to starve animals and create dependency among humans?

>

>

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Re: [OT] What is irony?

Author: Michael Madigan

Posted: 2012-03-01 14:58:43   Link

The plan is to get a super majority of Americans dependent on the Government.  Once that happens, nobody will vote to end the gravy train.  

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Because they vote ?

>________________________________

> From: Nicholas Geti <ngeti@optonline.net>

>To: profox@leafe.com

>Sent: Thursday, March 1, 2012 3:54 PM

>Subject: [OT] What is irony?

>The simple truths are the best.

>

>What is the definition of irony?

>I never thought of it this way.

>

>Isn't It Ironic?

>The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is

>pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

>

>Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture,

>asks us to "please do not feed the animals"

>because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.

>

>Can somebody tell us why the radical liberals want to starve animals and create dependency among humans?

>

>

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Re: [OT] What is irony?

Author: Ricardo Araoz

Posted: 2012-03-01 16:11:29   Link

El 01/03/12 17:58, Michael Madigan escribió:

> The plan is to get a super majority of Americans dependent on the Government. Once that happens, nobody will vote to end the gravy train.

>

Really? And may I ask who'll be paying the piper?

You yankees always believe in free meals.

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Re: [OT] What is irony?

Author: Michael Madigan

Posted: 2012-03-01 16:46:27   Link

Is it true that you gave your llama gonorrhea? 

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El 01/03/12 17:58, Michael Madigan escribió:

> The plan is to get a super majority of Americans dependent on the Government.  Once that happens, nobody will vote to end the gravy train. 

>

Really? And may I ask who'll be paying the piper?

You yankees always believe in free meals.

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Re: [OT] What is irony?

Author: Ricardo Araoz

Posted: 2012-03-01 16:55:34   Link

El 01/03/12 19:46, Michael Madigan escribió:

> Is it true that you gave your llama gonorrhea?

No, that would be your mom.

(sorry blokes, we are back to teen age stupidity now. Just erase the thread)

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> El 01/03/12 17:58, Michael Madigan escribió:

>> The plan is to get a super majority of Americans dependent on the Government. Once that happens, nobody will vote to end the gravy train.

>>

> Really? And may I ask who'll be paying the piper?

> You yankees always believe in free meals.

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Re: [OT] What is irony?

Author: Michael Madigan

Posted: 2012-03-01 16:58:32   Link

You're the only third-world person I've ever heard use the word "blokes".  

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> Is it true that you gave your llama gonorrhea?

No, that would be your mom.

(sorry blokes, we are back to teen age stupidity now. Just erase the thread)

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> El 01/03/12 17:58, Michael Madigan escribió:

>> The plan is to get a super majority of Americans dependent on the Government.  Once that happens, nobody will vote to end the gravy train. 

>>

> Really? And may I ask who'll be paying the piper?

> You yankees always believe in free meals.

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Re: [OT] What is irony?

Author: Ricardo Araoz

Posted: 2012-03-01 17:20:53   Link

El 01/03/12 19:58, Michael Madigan escribió:

> You're the only third-world person I've ever heard use the word "blokes".

>

I can also use "wanker", and "bugger", etc.

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