Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry
me?" The Princess said, "NO!" And the Prince lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles and banged skinny big titted broads and hunted and
fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his
age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching
and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and
never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family
thought he was fucking cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank
and left the toilet seat up.
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Adam Buckland wrote:
> Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry
> me?" The Princess said, "NO!" And the Prince lived happily ever after
> and rode motorcycles and banged skinny big titted broads and hunted and
> fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his
> age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching
> and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and
> never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family
> thought he was fucking cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank
> and left the toilet seat up.
>
> The end
Hi Adam,
I do leave the toilet seat up and ride motorcycles. The rest of it
hasn't been so cool. But, it is a fairy story.
The worst of it is that women bitch at me all the time. Perfect
strangers walk up to me and start ragging on me.
--
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Pete
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Hunted, fished, raced cars, had motorcycles, money, drank whiskey...dang
sounds like James Bond! You left out smoked big cigars!!!!
John
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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "NO!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and banged skinny big titted broads and hunted and fished and
raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank
whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid
child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and never got cheated
on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was
fucking cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the
toilet seat up.
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Maybe you should stop hitting on the ladies in public.
>
> Hi Adam,
>
> I do leave the toilet seat up and ride motorcycles. The rest of it
> hasn't been so cool. But, it is a fairy story.
>
> The worst of it is that women bitch at me all the time. Perfect
> strangers walk up to me and start ragging on me.
> --
> Regards,
>
> Pete
> http://elect-pete-theisen.com/
>
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Adam Buckland wrote:
> Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry
> me?" The Princess said, "NO!" And the Prince lived happily ever after
> and rode motorcycles and banged skinny big titted broads and hunted and
> fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his
> age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching
> and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and
> never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family
> thought he was fucking cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank
> and left the toilet seat up.
>
> The end
>
Sniffle! I'm sorry, I'm a bit choked up. I love happy endings.
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Awesome!
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Subject: [OT] - Male Fairy Story
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry
me?" The Princess said, "NO!" And the Prince lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles and banged skinny big titted broads and hunted and
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age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching
and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and
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On 10/26/2011 5:32 AM, Pete Theisen wrote:
> The worst of it is that women bitch at me all the time. Perfect
> strangers walk up to me and start ragging on me.
Judging by some of your comments on here, Pete, you probably have got it
coming to you and deserve it. <gd&r>
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Turn it around and bitch at them first
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On 10/26/2011 5:32 AM, Pete Theisen wrote:
> The worst of it is that women bitch at me all the time. Perfect
> strangers walk up to me and start ragging on me.
Judging by some of your comments on here, Pete, you probably have got it
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping,
drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever
the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled heaps, didn't
save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre,
never watched sports, never wore stupid lacy lingerie that went up her butt,
had very high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous
in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time to everyone. She always had the
remote control and never ever had to explain why she owned so many shoes.
The End
Tina Currie
www.datahouse.com.au
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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry
me?" The Princess said, "NO!" And the Prince lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles and banged skinny big titted broads and hunted and
fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his
age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching
and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and
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and left the toilet seat up.
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Nicholas Geti wrote:
> Maybe you should stop hitting on the ladies in public.
Hi Nicholas,
What makes you think I do that?
>> I do leave the toilet seat up and ride motorcycles. The rest of it
>> hasn't been so cool. But, it is a fairy story.
>>
>> The worst of it is that women bitch at me all the time. Perfect
>> strangers walk up to me and start ragging on me.
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Pete
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