Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl

said:"NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping,

drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever

the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled heaps, didn't

save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre,

never watched sports, never wore stupid lacy lingerie that went up her butt,

had very high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous

in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time to everyone. She always had the

remote control and never ever had to explain why she owned so many shoes.

The End

Tina Currie

www.datahouse.com.au

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From: Adam Buckland [mailto:Adam.Buckland@eurohill.com]

Sent: Wednesday, 26 October 2011 8:21 PM

To: profox@leafe.com; ProFox Email List

Subject: [OT] - Male Fairy Story

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry

me?" The Princess said, "NO!" And the Prince lived happily ever after

and rode motorcycles and banged skinny big titted broads and hunted and

fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his

age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching

and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and

never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family

thought he was fucking cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank

and left the toilet seat up.

The end

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