| Posted | Nick | Remark | |
|---|---|---|---|
| #openstack-nova - 2017-09-06 | |||
| 17:26:54 | mikal | Also, UML WTF? | |
| 17:26:54 | dansmith | hah | |
| 17:27:17 | mikal | Also, said thing caused cburgess a heart attack, so clearly its ready for prime time | |
| 17:28:11 | dansmith | I run a for-profit public cloud on UML | |
| 17:28:15 | dansmith | still waiting for customers though | |
| 17:28:27 | sdague | mikal: I had thought that stephenfin had actually removed that, but maybe not | |
| 17:28:43 | mikal | sdague: or this is a dangling bit? | |
| 17:28:52 | sdague | I went through git log -S on it, it looks like it was put in place in the before times, for CI testing | |
| 17:29:00 | mikal | sdague: I found some dead code in libvirt.vif as well on this little journey | |
| 17:29:23 | sdague | I think that uml references are fair to just delete | |
| 17:29:48 | sdague | I guess we should probably get final sign off from fearless leader on that, maybe I'll push up a blanket patch for it | |
| 17:30:19 | dansmith | I'll bet you a dollar that dear leader thinks UML is a diagram technique | |
| 17:30:26 | sdague | heh | |
| 17:30:32 | sdague | yeh, I did have to explain it to folks | |
| 17:30:42 | mikal | We should deprecate it | |
| 17:30:47 | mikal | Because that's always fun | |
| 17:33:41 | jaypipes | dims: currently the hurricane is projected to hit Miami on Sunday midday | |
| 17:34:00 | jaypipes | dims: but that means Sarasota will be no-fly and my flight leaves Sunday morning. | |
| 17:37:06 | dims | jaypipes : too close ... :( any evac orders? | |
| 17:40:21 | jaypipes | dims: not in sarasota, only the keys | |
| 17:42:06 | dansmith | the keys.. aka "the small sand bars formerly known as the keys" | |
| 17:42:28 | jaypipes | dansmith: right. | |
| 17:43:53 | jaypipes | dansmith: you know... "embers in a fire pit formerly known as Portland" | |
| 17:44:38 | dansmith | jaypipes: yep | |
| 17:44:55 | dansmith | we're past 20,000 acres now | |
| 17:45:08 | dansmith | they've found the 15 year old that started it with a firework | |
| 17:45:21 | dansmith | unfortunately they have not yet released his name | |
| 17:47:53 | cburgess | mikal What caused me a heart attack? | |
| 17:48:00 | mriedem | those fires made it all hazy here in SE MN last weekend | |
| 17:48:05 | mriedem | really ruined my fun | |
| 17:48:12 | mikal | cburgess: privsep being the wave of the future | |
| 17:48:36 | cburgess | mikal I'm over it. I think you see/agree with most of my concerns and I'll bring them up in the patch train over the next few days as I review it. | |
| 17:49:12 | mikal | cburgess: yeah I know, but I think the restart thing will be hard. We can discuss next week as performance art in front of everyone else. | |
| 17:49:29 | cburgess | Ugh... ok | |
| 17:49:32 | mikal | cburgess: also, I ate your carrots. You're welcome. | |
| 17:49:37 | cburgess | Because thats probably my biggest concern. | |
| 17:49:57 | cburgess | mikal lol ok. Anne might be grumpy at you. | |
| 17:50:10 | mikal | cburgess: I didn't eat the _all_, just some | |
| 17:50:20 | cburgess | cool | |
| 17:50:21 | mikal | cburgess: let's just deny it was me and it will be fine | |
| 17:50:32 | cburgess | mikal lol | |
| 17:51:23 | jaypipes | dansmith: have they begun building the hangman's platform for said child? or has that burned down as well? | |
| 17:51:45 | dansmith | jaypipes: I've been welding it with fire-proof steel in my garage waiting for the announcement | |
| 17:51:48 | jaypipes | dansmith: in other news, +W'd the migration allocation spec | |
| 17:51:54 | jaypipes | dansmith: well played. | |
| 17:51:57 | cburgess | jaypipes So thats real? I saw something on facebook but you know you can't trust facebook. | |
| 17:51:58 | dansmith | jaypipes: if this isn't an advertisement for not having children, I don't know what is | |
| 17:52:10 | jaypipes | dansmith: :) ++ | |
| 17:52:35 | dansmith | "Just look at the widespread devastation that can result from a single child. JUST SAY NO" | |
| 17:53:02 | mriedem | yeah, because drunk 40 year old yokuls shooting off guns never caused any harm | |
| 17:53:15 | mriedem | YEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAW! | |
| 17:53:16 | cburgess | mriedem We probably shouldn't have them either. | |
| 17:53:29 | dansmith | heh | |
| 17:53:35 | mikal | Heh | |
| 17:53:51 | jaypipes | mriedem: who you calling drunk? | |
| 17:53:58 | mriedem | yokuls | |
| 17:53:59 | mriedem | duh | |
| 17:54:01 | mikal | Google had multiple fibre outages in Oregon because of yokels using the fibre for target practise | |
| 17:54:06 | dansmith | mriedem: problem is, that yokul would go to jail for this, but the kid will get a slap on the wrist and community service | |
| 17:54:14 | jaypipes | mriedem: I'll let you know I done drunk my dranks responsibally | |
| 17:55:09 | cburgess | mriedem In dansmith's world I think we have to take you out back and shoot you now. | |
| 17:55:13 | jaypipes | "accident". yeah, right, mriedem. | |
| 17:55:13 | mriedem | told the authorities it was some other bad kids that they just missed when we got there | |
| 17:55:26 | dansmith | mriedem: well, this kid wasn't even _that_ smart | |
| 17:55:33 | mriedem | "geez i'm real sorry mister" | |
| 17:55:39 | dansmith | cburgess: retroactive "was a kid once" punishment? harsh | |
| 17:55:54 | cburgess | dansmith Thats how I role. | |
| 17:56:10 | dansmith | just ask my parents | |
| 17:56:13 | cburgess | lol | |
| 17:56:27 | mriedem | the old benjamin button disease | |
| 17:56:37 | openstackgerrit | Merged openstack/nova-specs master: Add migration-allocations spec https://review.openstack.org/498510 | |
| 17:56:53 | dansmith | ran my middle school bedroom like an office with an inbox and credenza, made my mom call me on the internal phone system if she needed something | |
| 17:57:06 | jaypipes | nice | |
| 17:57:15 | jaypipes | I should do that with Julie and the pugs. | |
| 17:57:32 | dansmith | and then put nothing but an answering machine on the other end? | |
| 17:57:32 | jaypipes | "excuse me, Fiona. you need to make an appointment." | |
| 17:57:42 | jaypipes | dansmith: indeed. | |
| 17:57:48 | cburgess | Now I have this image of a small dansmith sitting a little desk -2ing requests from his mother. | |
| 17:57:58 | jaypipes | lmao | |
| 17:57:58 | dansmith | cburgess: not far off | |
| 17:59:25 | dims | cburgess : LOL | |
| 18:00:06 | mikal | "Press 1 to ask about my grades, press 2 to complain about my girlfriend, press 3 to..." | |
| 18:01:38 | cburgess | mikal lol | |
| 18:03:47 | mikal | "Press 4 to ask what that loud fan noise coming from the garage is" | |
| 18:03:54 | openstackgerrit | Merged openstack/nova master: Make xen unit tests work with os-xenapi>=0.3.0 https://review.openstack.org/500968 | |
| 18:03:59 | mikal | Answer, by the way, its a loud fan | |
| 18:04:04 | dansmith | heh | |
| 18:04:14 | dansmith | I did have a server catch fire in my room one time | |
| 18:04:29 | mikal | Haven't we all... | |
| 18:04:30 | dansmith | still have the (remnants of the) motherboard | |
| 18:04:59 | mikal | Anyways, its time for me to brave LA traffic and go to the airport. | |
| 18:05:09 | mikal | I shall say sweet sweet lies about you all at the opendev thing | |
| 18:05:26 | mikal | "Oh yes, they're quite competent. Have you asked them how they feel about remote compute nodes?" | |
| 18:05:45 | mikal | "They love that stuff, want more of it. Please send many patches." | |
| 18:05:56 | cburgess | lol | |
| 18:06:14 | mikal | "Ask for Dan, he'll help" | |
| 18:06:44 | melwitt | you're going to opendev? so am I | |
| 18:08:15 | cburgess | dansmith Wait what did I do? | |
| 18:08:34 | dansmith | cburgess: you encouraged him by laughing at his jokes | |
| 18:08:58 | cburgess | dansmith Oh that... | |