[OT] - 10 reasons to ban gay weddings..

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Author: Adam Buckland

Posted: 2012-06-21 15:20:16 Link

Top ten reasons given to ban same-sex marriages:-

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears' would be destroyed.

6) The only valid marriages are those which produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without both a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy or longer life spans.

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Re: [OT] - 10 reasons to ban gay weddings..

Author: Ricardo Araoz

Posted: 2012-06-22 10:31:13 Link

On 21/06/12 17:20, Adam Buckland wrote:

> Top ten reasons given to ban same-sex marriages:-

> 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester and air conditioning.

> 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

> 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

> 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

> 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears' would be destroyed.

> 6) The only valid marriages are those which produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

> 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

> 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

> 9) Children can never succeed without both a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

> 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy or longer life spans.

>

LOL

Good one mate!

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Re: [OT] - 10 reasons to ban gay weddings..

Author: Gérard Lochon

Posted: 2012-06-22 10:34:04 Link

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From: "Adam Buckland" <Adam.Buckland@apac.co.uk>

To: <profox@leafe.com>

Sent: Thursday, June 21, 2012 10:20 PM

Subject: [OT] - 10 reasons to ban gay weddings..

> Top ten reasons given to ban same-sex marriages:-

> 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things

> like eyeglasses, polyester and air conditioning.

> 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that

> hanging around tall people will make you tall.

> 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy

> behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has

> legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

> 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all

> like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women

> are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still

> illegal.

> 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed;

> the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears' would be destroyed.

> 6) The only valid marriages are those which produce children. Gay couples,

> infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because

> our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

> 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents

> only raise straight children.

> 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours,

> the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why

> we have only one religion in America.

> 9) Children can never succeed without both a male and a female role model

> at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to

> raise children.

> 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never

> adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the

> service-sector economy or longer life spans.

I LOVE american humour !

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Re: [OT] - 10 reasons to ban gay weddings..

Author: Michael Madigan

Posted: 2012-06-22 14:30:15 Link

Here's my list

Top 3 reasons why homosexual marriage is a bad idea

1. Because 3% of deviants shouldn't get to decide what the other 97% do

2. Because there's nothing natural about 2 men having sex

3. Because Europe thinks it's a good idea

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