According to my mate at the marina Phil the philosopher:
If it Flys, Floats or *****, rent; it's cheaper.
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> From: profox-bounces .at. leafe DO.T com [mailto:profox-bounces@leafe.com] On Behalf
> Of Adam Buckland
> Sent: 29 May 2008 14:45
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> Subject: [OT] - Rent or Buy
>
> So, doing the maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.
>
> After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
>
> Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship, it
> ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and
> court costs.
>
> On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's (governor of New York) call girl
> Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?
>
> But...
>
> Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3
> million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of
> $41+million).
>
> Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no
> coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs
> around you, no b*tching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all,
> she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for
> another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
>
> Is it just me, or is it better to rent?
>
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