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Huh? on the cartoon. (Perhaps I should get out more often <grin>)
> Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 17:57:34 -0500> From: pro /at/ hentzenwerke .DOT com> To: prolinux@leafe.com> Subject: [ProLinux] Sandwiches: A bad, politically incorrect joke that segues into a nerd joke> > Round 1: So the announcement comes over the intercom. "This is your > captain speaking. We have just lost power on all four engines, the > co-pilot has had a heart attack, and I just lost all feeling in both > hands. We're going down and there's nothing anyone can do about it."> > The passengers look at each other, wondering if this is a terrible joke, > or if it's for real. The plane begins to descend, uncharacteristically > pitching and yawing. Yes, it's for real.> > One of the stewardesses (er, female flight attendants) screams, "Oh my > God, we're all going to die. Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make > me feel like a woman one last time?"> > Dead silence as a tall, handsome man gets up from his seat, and begins > to walk down the aisle. He unbuttons his shirt, and as he reaches her, > he hands it to her, saying, "Iron this. And make me a sandwich."> > Round 2:> > http://www.schaubnet.org/soapbox/index.php/2006/08/28/heh/> > I love putting cartoons on the wall that I have to explain to the kids. > This one's going with them in their lunchboxes on the first day of school.> > Whil> (sleeping on the couch in the garage for, oh, three or four months, now.)> > > _______________________________________________> Post Messages to: ProLinux /at/ leafe .DOT com> Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/prolinux
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