> From: Leland Jackson
> Hi Michael,
> You, as a self proclaimed member of the Religious Righter, and as a most
> conservative fellow, would no doubt use prayer as your weapon. You
> prayer might go something like this:
>
> Oh Load, Leland need to go, He is an enemy of the coming of your kingdom
> and has caused me much aggravation on OT. Take Leland out Lord. Please
> Load, Do it now. Amen HaHaaHaaaa
>
> I wonder what they are teaching now on Wednesday night down at the
> church. Let me see. The Wednesday night sunday school lesson is "How
> to legally discriminate against Gay, a step by step guide to God plan to
> ride the world of Gays". HaHaaaHaaa.
>
> Regards,
>
> LelandJ
Leland:
I'm sorry but your semi-literate prayer is an offense and out of my respect
for my Creator needs correction so the record is set straight hence forward:
Oh Lawd, Leland he neeed tu go. Heezn nemy oh the cumin of yo kingdom ndz
cawzd me zmuch agvation azn OT. Take the bastad fum r midst oh Lawd, now
not letter. Amen amen amen thankee thankee thankee.
Udder dan dat, me thinks you confuze agreement wid discrmnation when you
speak uv gays. Utleeesten dem Chrisins wud givum anu life, not da rite to
dye (er zat "die"?).
IMHO,
Scott
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