Ed Leafe wrote:<snip>
> No, but my p*nis is 3 feet longer than it used to be! ;-)
Hi Ed!
Reminds me of a story, you probably heard it already. A biker was riding
his Harley through some farmland when he noticed a chicken pacing him.
He looked at the speedometer and it was at 40. He bumped it up to 45 and
the chicken kept up. He bumped it to 50 and the chicken kept up. He
thought about going 55 but there were a lot of blind driveways and what
not so he backed off and followed the chicken, which at length went into
one of the farms and ran behind the barn. The biker approached the farmer.
"You know", the biker said to the farmer, "I followed that chicken at 50
miles per hour". The farmer beckoned the biker to follow him. The farmer
led him to a flock of chickens behind the barn. "Do you notice anything
about these chickens?" the farmer asked. "No". "Well, sir, they each
have *three* legs".
The biker looked a little more carefully and sure enough, they did. "How
did this happen?" he asked. "We bred them that way" was the reply.
"Oh, do you race them"?
"No, we bred them to eat."
"Huh?"
"Well, Ma likes a drumstick, I like a drumstick and my girl Amy likes a
drumstick so we thought we could all have a drumstick by just roasting
one chicken."
"How do they taste"?
"Don't know, never caught one to find out."
Regards,
Pete
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