Sounds like the one I got last week from a lawyer, looking for relatives of the recently deceased Henry Syracuse. He menitioned how pleased he was to have found me, and made reference to a rather large estate in England that needed to be settled ASAP.
Yeah right. Did I meniton it was sent from a Hotmail account? Not to mention the fact that my family tree has no one named "Henry", nor do we have any relatives in England.
-----Original Message----- From: Gilbert M. Hale [mailto:gil .at. gilhale .D.O.T com]
> No, but my p*nis is 3 feet longer than it used to be! ;-) >
And I am having fun with all these housewives in my immediate neighborhood looking for a good time while their husbands are at work <g>..... BTW, I did not need any of those p*nis enlargement devices and medicaitons, so I am glad Ed was able to use the ones I did not buy <bag>.
Oh, I am also waiting for a $23m deposit to hit my primary bank account any day now, from Nigeria. I got in on that one before anyone else found out about it. But I did not do it for the money, I really, sincerely want to help out our friends from Nigeria who fiught so hard on behalf of all of our human rights. Oh, hold on, that's a call from Citibank. I think they need to talk with me about the size of the deposit or something. Bye! _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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