Hi Everybody!
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the
house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack
your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."
Regards,
Pete
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