I can't do that when I'm sober ... so where does that leave me. Not being
the most coordinated person ... or more exact ... being the most
un-coordinated person, I've had to take blood alcohol tests to prove that my
BA was 0 ( well not clinically ). Since all intent and purposes I don't
drink and my balance and coordination ... suck, I've had to get a Dr's.
certificate to carry with me ever since I 'stumble' from the grocery store
and was taken to the station for DWI ... talking about embarrasing for all
concerned. Especially that poor rookie who knew he was cleansing the
streets of trash! I guess it didn't help that I was laughing during the
whole incident.
I just tend to not go anywhere when there might be a "Sobriety Check Point"
around.
Best,
Francis Coppage
fcoppage AT clutions .DOT net
www.clutions.net
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- Sherlock Holmes
-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Madigan [mailto:mmadi10699@yahoo.com]
Sent: Friday, December 31, 2004 3:38 PM
To: ProFox Email List
Subject: Self Sobriety Test
I heard this on the radio yesterday. Almost no one who is legally drunk can
complete this.
Stand on one leg for 15 seconds. Your leg can be as little as an inch off
the ground.
After 15 seconds, immediately switch legs for 15 seconds. If you fail at
any point in that test,
you've had too much to drink. Get a cab.
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