Virgil Bierschwale
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From: John Griffin [mailto:jgriffin36 /AT/ cox .DO.T net]
Sent: Saturday, July 31, 2004 1:22 PM
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Subject: [USS_SIMS1059] Fw: If Only General Patton Were President
I know most have seen this, just needs saying again.
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Subject: Fw: If Only General Patton Were President
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Sent: Friday, July 30, 2004 3:00 PM
Subject: Fw: If Only General Patton Were President
This should be called, "If Only General Patton Were President". I only wish
there was someone with the guts to do this!!! He would certainly have my
vote!!
This would be his Fireside Speech:
My fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has
been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more
money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete
removal of all American forces from Iraq. This
action will be complete within 30 days.
It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the
names of countries which have stood by our side
during the Iraq conflict. This list is short.
The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia,
Norway and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first
list.
Most of the world's nations are on that list. My
press secretary will be distributing copies of both
lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately,
foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases
immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone
will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour
money into third world hell-holes and watch those
government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work
to cut taxes and solve some local problems. On that
note, a word to terrorist organizations.
Screw with us and we will hunt you down and
eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize?
Try France, or maybe China.
To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. You,
boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe
all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces
there. Big tables, too.
I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic
relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help,
comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to
begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more
than two unpaid tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped,
shredded and crushed.
I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to
this. Pay your tickets tomorrow or watch your
precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest
chop shops in the world. I
love New York.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List
2.
Since we are going to be seeing a lot more of each
other, you folks might want to try not pissing us
off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2.
President Fox and his entire corrupt government
really need an attitude adjustment. I have a couple
extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around.
Guess where I'm gonna put 'em?
Yep, border security. So start doing something
with your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating
the NAFTA treaty--starting now.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare
and its own citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them
by saying darn tootin'.
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world
has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.
It is time to cut taxes here because we will not be spending on other
peoples problems.
To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks
guys.
We owe you. To the nations on List 2, a final
thought. Drop dead. God bless America.
Thank you and good night.
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