Hi Everybody!
>The Pastors A**
>
> > >
> > A Pastor wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that
> there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it
> in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for a horse
> was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured since he
> had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his
> surprise, the donkey came in third. The next day the local paper carried
> this headline:
> >
> > PASTOR'S A** SHOWS
> >
> > The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
> race again, and this time it won. The local paper read:
> >
> > PASTOR'S A** OUT FRONT
> >
> > The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
> pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local
> paper read:
> >
> > BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A**
> >
> > This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid
> of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
> convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
> headline the next day:
> >
> > NUN HAS BEST A** IN TOWN
> > The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
> of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day
> the paper read:
> >
> > NUN SELLS A** FOR $10.00
> >
> > This was to much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
> donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day
> the headlines read:
> >
> > NUN ANNOUNCES HER A** IS WILD AND FREE.
> >
> > The bishop was Buried the next day
Regards,
Pete
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