Bob Rivers, I can't see Weird Al doing one like that
http://www.walnet.org/rosebud/cannabisgod.html
On Wed, 2004-03-31 at 14:04, Stephen Russell wrote:
> I just heard this song on the internet. Found it's credited to Weird Al
> Yankovic. He had some gal who sounded like the ??? I have no idea who
> the original artis is. Anyway it was pretty funny. Lyrics below.
>
> If god had long hair and a goatee
> And if his eyes were pretty glazed
> If he looked spaced out
> Would you buy his story
> Would you believe he had an eye infection?
>
> And yeah yeah god looks baked
> Yeah yeah god smells good
> Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
> What if god smoked cannabis?
> Hit the bong like some of us
> Drove a tie-dyed microbus
> And he subscribes to rolling stone
>
> If god made this place, in the beginning
> Did he plant any seeds?
> Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
> So they'd be hungry for the apple
> That the snake was always offering
>
> And yeah yeah god rolls great
> Yeah yeah god smells good
> Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
> What if god smoked cannabis?
> Do you suppose he had a buzz?
> When he made the platypus
> When he created earth our home
> Does he like pearl jam or the stones?
>
> And do you think he rolls his own
> Up there in heaven on the throne
> And when the saints go marching home
> Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl
>
> Stephen Russell
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>
> "Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a
> prejudice that many people have been able to overcome."
> --Winston Churchill
>
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