Author: Pete Theisen
Posted: 2003-12-05 at 01:34:00
Hi Everybody!
Found myself reading email yesterday AM after work, well past my bedtime,
when I saw this evocative post: "Holiday Gift from Paul McNett and Ed
Leafe". I was thinking I have to break off and get some sleep to be at
least *awake* for my afternoon appointment, but, oh, I have to read this
one . . .
It was a URL. It loaded like the wind - no graphics, all text. It was a web
app called "The Thing". A little text description was to the effect that
Paul and Ed hoped we would like this holiday gift to the community - an
online application checker/translator, along with the holiday wish that
this would help people get work done, understand all the stuff we have to
understand and maybe even make money. All thought of sleep suddenly vanished.
There was an "input box" labeled "paste your code or text here", a dropdown
"identify the best description of your input" the choices were FoxPro code,
.net code, Python code, pseudocode, other code, text, [OT] and Sheep.
Then there was an "output" dropdown labeled "select your desired output"
and those choices were correct FoxPro code, correct .net code, correct
Python code, correct other code, good text, logical, intelligent [OT] and
Sheep. Then there was an "output display window".
Finally there were a series of controls, test, create .exe, create Windows
setup file, create Linux package, create web application. I thought, I have
to *try* this right now.
So I did! First I plunked in my eight year's work of failed FoxPro code,
chose correct Python code and out it came, in seconds! I pressed the test
control and the program sprang upon the screen, just as I had always
dreamed that it someday would. I played with it for a few minutes and found
to my delight that it was just what I had always wanted, everything worked
and worked ever so well.
Then, I popped in one of the most overbearing ad-hominem [OT] posts I could
find on my hard drive, chose logical, intelligent [OT] and out came a most
reasoned, objective version. Remarkable considering that Paul avoids [OT]
and Ed has a point of view that is usually to the D side, but there it was.
Then I popped in the Gettysburg address, and it came back unchanged. I got
to thinking, this is not just software, this is *artificial intelligence*
and they are just giving it to the world for a holiday present!
Well, before I did anything else I created a directory to receive my
completed project, courtesy of Paul and Ed. Just as I was about to press
"create web application" the power to the house went out long enough to
crash the old clunker. I don't use my home computer very often and I
haven't bothered with a UPS, bad me. When I rebooted and got back to
Eudora, the post, the URL, all of it was gone, checked the archives - no
sign. I started to post a message about "what was that URL . . . " Then I
woke up in bed, I'd dreamed the whole thing.
Regards,
Pete